Findings:

• Assassin's text message
• Text Message
• The relationship between the direness of a text message and its length
• text message typos
• heartbreakingly poetic text messages
• Drunken Philosopher (user)
• drunken
• Hank, the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
• drunken Scots
• Drunken Master
• drunken shrimp
• Drunken Shrimp Creole
• Drunken Angel
• drunken ramblings
• My Weird Drunken Adventure
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• drunken logic
• Drunken Whisper
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
• Drunken Wu Tang
• Three Drunken Maidens
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• drunken speech
• Drunken Mud Wrestling at Chez Wonko
• Drunken Bachelor Thanksgiving Cranberry Sauce
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• Dance of the Drunken Master
• drunken haze
• Drunken Merge Party
• Drunken Style Kung Fu
• Eight Drunken Immortals
• What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
• Seven Drunken Nights
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• drunken brawl song
• Drunken Tai Chi
• Drunken War
• drunken boxing
• Drunken Lullabies
• The Drunken Ship
• The Long and Drunken Afternoon
• Etiquette of the drunken girl
• drunken monkey (user)
• Drunken cycling
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Drunken Samurai (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Grubby, drunken and promiscuous
• Dangers of a Drunken Riot
• Drunken Ninja
• Drunken words are sober thoughts
• one drunken knight
• i am an architect, you are a drunken tourist
• Drunken desire
• unfocused drunken drunkenness
• drunken monkey burns down the forest
• message switching
• Nothing outside the text will last
• error message
• bounce message
• message
• A Message To You, Fanboy
• Haiku error messages
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• Message Bank
• outgoing message
• The secret message node
• Q-Burns Abstract Message
• Session Message Block
• Hidden Message behind the New York Times hacking
• The Message
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• parent message
• mixed messages
• Top subliminal messages
• OSPF Error Messages
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• private message XML ticker (fullpage)
• Messages from Earth
• Reading error messages
• leave a message
• Perl E2 private message XML ticker parser
• my message to the world
• The medium is the message
• Variable Message Sign
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• /var/log/messages
• A Message From the CEO: Building Nodes Builds Value
• Truncheons in the dark drown out sunny message
• How to message your cat
• Fifty-One Messages
• my message machine
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• subliminal messages
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Sending a message
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• voice message
• Ring/Sink Messages
• Away message
• secret messages
• A message from sensei
• Message Inbox (superdoc)
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Message Queue
• Arecibo Message
• The Man with a message for the Director-General
• intercept message
• Messages From Andromeda : The Taste of Copper Wires
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Jean-Paul Sartre's Answering Machine Message
• Latin answering machine message
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• Hidden messages on vinyl records
• A Message To The People Of Earth
• Away Message Innuendo
• The problem with messages on girls' t-shirts and a possible solution
• Message: I Care
• edev: Sent message display
• Subliminal messages discovered on DVDs!
• EDEV: A request for a change to the Message Inbox
• edev: js-message: a lag-reducing message client
• A message from your .com CEO
• How to start a chatterbox message with /
• Message received
• Message Authentication Codes
• What to do with those annoying random instant messages
• I write messages on money
• usergroup message archive (superdoc)
• Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message
• An important message I received
• edev: Duplicate Messages
• Message Driven Beans
• E2 Private Message to Email Gateway
• message digest
• Universal Message XML Ticker (ticker)
• instant message
• automaus reads its message inbox
• Take A Message
• Yahoo message board
• McAuliffe's Christmas Message
• Gabriel's Message
• New Message System Spec (document)
• AOL Instant Message Protocol
• The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
• Author's Message
• Baptist Faith and Message
• Last Message to Mankind
• The Tree's Message
• An important message from the Prime Minister of Australia
• Discard this message
• My name is Legion, leave a message at the tone
• Log message
• Telstra Home Messages 101
• E2 Message Inbox Archiver
• Miss Message (user)
• turquoise bears no message
• The Hidden Message in Water
• The Message//Remix
• Woodrow Wilson's War Message
• A Message from the Resistance
• message board
• Interpretation of messages (e2poll)
• Message stick
• Message Inbox 2 (superdoc)

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