Findings:

• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Something's got to change
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• something terrible comes over me
• Give me something worth reading
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Something to remember me by
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• they're all the same except for me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Tell me something good
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• You Really Got Me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The Statue Got Me High
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• You Do Something To Me
• Everything got me fired!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Me and My Monkey
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• You've got to be kidding me
• I've got the music in me
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Everybody Loves Raymond
• Everybody Hurts
• Everybody (user)
• Everybody's Irish Cocktail
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Survival of the species is everybody's business
• Everybody loves sluts
• Everybody lies about sex
• Everybody's free (to Drink Alcohol)
• Everybody Get Up
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Beginning psychology students see abnormal behavior in everybody
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Everybody's Cyclopedia
• Everybody Loves You
• Everybody likes flowers
• Everybody Eat
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• everybody's different
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• Everybody Loves Draymond
• IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
• Everybody's Favorite Duck
• Everybody Hated The French
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Where is Everybody?
• Everybody knows that the game is rigged
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
• Naked except for the mask
• Americans sexualize everything except sex
• I Before E Except After C
• Except My Heart, Which You Bestowed Before
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• naked except for socks
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• And nothing changed except the future
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• She knows no truth except her own.
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• Alone Except for the Earth
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Bare, Except for a Rose
• except that you hear the violinist
• everything except the butterfly
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• Got Milk?
• I got the babel fish!
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I've Got a Secret
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• I've got the Internet
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I got a good feeling!
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• How Pac-Man got his name
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Everyone's got their drug
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• Got prostate cancer?
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I got your nose
• Got Self Esteem?
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• I've Got the World on a String
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man

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