Findings:

• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Be that as it may
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• If your wish be to close me
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• That would be me
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• May those who are born after me
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• My life may no longer be my own
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You've got to be kidding me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You mean the me that you would be
• may your fruit be like you
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Let me be your fantasy
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• meteors may be fallen angels
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• May the Fourth be with you
• let me be your first upvote
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• May the Force be with you
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I've Gotta Be Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Be gentle with me
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Look siad me Be like me
• OBAFGKM
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Fishing may be painful
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Rebeca Martinez
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I may not be unbreakable
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• far be it from me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• gods we may be
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• and the world may be long for you
• Animals which may be immortal
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Excuse me
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• writ of assistance
• Directory Assistance
• Employee Assistance Program
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.

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