Findings:

• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• funny fat guy who dies
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Helping people cheat
• Guys who wear skirts
• From the shower, I nearly saved the world
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• ideas that will save world
• How Everything2 Saved The World
• How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
• music to save the world by
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The Man Who Sold the World
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I've Got the World on a String
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• We've Got A World That Swings
• find the widget, save the world
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Pioneers Who Got Scalped
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• it's time to save the world
• The World saved as
• Who's Got The Crack
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• putting everything into ever-smaller boxes won't save the world
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Boy Who Destroyed the World
• Mr. Tickles saves the world
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Pandeism and the world of Doctor Who
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• What We Found in the Sofa and How it Saved the World
• The Hare Who Got Married
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• accidentally at the market
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
• How I accidentally became a Methodist
• Got Milk?
• You've got mail
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Got
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Got Beer?
• The Statue Got Me High
• I've got a little list
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• Everything got me fired!
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I got pierced
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Have I Got News for You
• Johnny Got His Gun
• We've Got Tonight
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Amidala Got Back
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• You've got another think coming
• World Day of Prayer
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• How the chipmunk got its stripes
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• I Got Six
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• i got the wound, if you got the salt
• How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've got company
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've Got A Friend
• Ya Got Trouble
• I Got Rhythm
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• i got nothin (user)
• I gots a Weasel
• I got a 1400 on the SAT
• gott tot ist
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I got the cancer
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• Got milk? A ninjagirls bake sale!
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• She's got legs
• I've got the music in me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• You Got Served
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Baby Got Back
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed

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