Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hand-held devices that look like the illegitimate lovechild of an old fashioned walkie talkie with an iPod. They pick up the psionic trail left by the spiders of both kinds."

• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• old fashioned light
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• This isn't what it looks like
• left or right, you're both wrong
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• That Old Fashioned Word For Fornication
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They hum like angels
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Sewn up by frost
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Old Fashioned
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• I like to take up space
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• What did Jesus look like?
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• Looks Like Rain
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• some summers they drop like flies
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Kind of Like Spitting
• The Search for a Good Old Fashioned BBS
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• left up to you i'd drown in the desert
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Never look like you're staring
• Good old fashioned fucking
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What do theorems look like?
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• We like to stay up late at night
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• We get tangled up like wires
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• it looks like rain
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Regulations, and echoes left by ghosts
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Looking up a word by its definition
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• An Amateur Researcher's Look at Misconceptions Portrayed by 50 Shades of Grey
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• They just kind of went away
• A kind of calm like no other
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• consulting is kind of like an open relationship
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Left to His Own Devices
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• food fight
• there's nothing left to take a look at
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• They moved like a river
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10

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