Findings:

• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I used to have so many dreams
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• So my dreams are more than real
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Was it ever there?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• Have You Ever Walked?
• oh ever so slowly
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You've never had it so good
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• the dreams that should have died
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have a dream
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Questions I have had today
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• We have had enough of your beige
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• I was once young and had a home
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Never Had It So Good
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• if you have had your midnights
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• he had a dream
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• The dream people were being assholes.
• My most disturbing dream ever
• All you ever dream
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The best teacher I ever had
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• I had a dream last night
• Dreams last for so long
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Same as it Ever Was
• Best smoke I've ever had
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Have you ever thought
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• i had a dream about the future
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• How could you ever have enough?
• It was not a dream

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