Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Have you ever told a dumb, white lie of little consequence to make a story better?"

• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• White in the moon the long road lies
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Dude, you have a white spot
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Story of the Bad Little Boy
• Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• little white pills
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• a little white dress
• Little Wizard Stories of Oz
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• How to make everything2 a better place
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Have you ever made a just man?
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• How could you ever have enough?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have more stories about trains for you
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• worse things have happened to better people
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Lies my physicists told me
• A little history on the word lie.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• make your bed and lie in it
• The Story of The Little Hunchback
• The Little Lies We Tell
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• white lie
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• Little White Duck
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• A thousand stories never told
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Little things that make my day
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Dumb American Stories
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• What a dumb little martian
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Polish political parties
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• the best damned story ever written
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• The shortest detective story ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Have you ever thought
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Astro City #5
• The choice you have to make
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have a Little Dreidel
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Better in the original
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• Nothing's better than rocking out

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