Findings:

• HEY im cool (user)
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Beavis
• Beavis and Butthead
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Beavis and Butt-Head Haiku
• beavis (user)
• The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey
• Hey Joe
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey Ladies
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Asking for a favor
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Jude
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, how's it going?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• hey mister
• Hey, cat boy
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Hey Nineteen
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Pocky Way
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Hey Dude
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey Matthew
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey Montana
• Hey Ya!
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• HEY youre cool (user)
• hey (user)
• hey baby (user)
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• A Roll In The HEY!
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000

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