Findings:

• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• spending time with your kids
• Kids have no concept of time
• Hey, faggot!
• Hey
• Hey Joe
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Hey Ladies
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Gabba Gabba Hey
• Asking for a favor
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Hey Jude
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Hey Diddle Diddle
• Hey, how's it going?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• hey mister
• Hey, cat boy
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• Hey Nineteen
• Hey, the TV took my...
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Hey, you dropped this
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Hey Arnold!
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Hey Pocky Way
• Hey hey little playmate
• Hey hey little enemy
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• Hey Dude
• Hey, Dad!
• Hey man, nice mask
• Hey Matthew
• J. Totale (user)
• Hey! Just say!
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Hey Montana
• Hey Ya!
• Hey Jack Kerouac
• Hey Hey 16K
• Hey Paesan!
• Hey! Spring of Trivia
• HEY youre cool (user)
• HEY im cool (user)
• hey (user)
• hey baby (user)
• Hey Unfaithful (user)
• Hey, Mabel!
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Hey look, a piece of the world
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• Hey Hey It's Saturday
• Hey Queens, you need a King
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
• A Roll In The HEY!
• Hey Wullie Wine
• Kid Eternity (user)
• Kissing Dutch kids
• Swing Kids
• Kids
• Kid Congo Powers
• Kids in the Hall
• Gap Kids
• Fox Kids
• Kids' WB!
• kid
• New Kids on the Block
• Big D and The Kids Table
• Know your pets
• Crackerjack Kid
• Kid Rock
• lollipop kid
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Alex Kidd
• Billy the Kid
• Karate Kid
• White Pride For Kids
• Jason Kidd
• Sour Patch Kids
• whiz kid
• The kids
• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
• Garbage Pail Kids
• Kids cut the salamanders' tails off
• Disney's dream kid
• kid gloves
• Kids these days
• The Lemon Kid
• Kid Cuisine
• squeegee kids
• Kid Koala
• Kids Incorporated
• Kid Dynamite
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Kids are cool
• The Kids of Degrassi Street
• What's the matter with kids today?
• The Get Up Kids
• a little thought for college kids
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Little kids = early acid trips
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Kid Icarus
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• angry kid
• computers kill kids
• Napalm sticks to kids
• Popular kids
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Kid A
• kids grow up too fast
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Kid Pix
• being a kid was great
• Annoying, affectless hipster kids in record stores
• BC Kid
• The Spotlight Kid
• Kids say the darndest things
• The three kinds of nice guys
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The Next Karate Kid
• Kid 606
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Things Never to say to your kids
• Giving our kids something to rebel against
• Take it to usenet, kids
• Kid tested, mother approved
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Mortal kombat Kid
• Captain Kidd
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Kid Creole
• how I talk to kids
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• As the kids say

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