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• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The whole world is lying to me
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You have the whole world in your hands
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
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• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Can We Talk About This?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• tell me a story about lesbians
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
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• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
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• Tell me a story about trains
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
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• So why talk about politics now
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
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• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
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• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
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• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• O tell me the truth about love
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• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• What the world wants to know about newts
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Uncovered: The Whole Truth About The Iraq War
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
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• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
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• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
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• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
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• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
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• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Some things about figs
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• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
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• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Tell me about your faith
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• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
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• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
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• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• You, standing
• The Day the World was about to End
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• When to talk about religion
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Talk about the weather
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Tell me a story about brains
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Advice I have been given about girls
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• tell me a story about sandcastles

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