Findings:

• Hide under the covers
• Guy Under the Seats
• bong
• bong water
• beer bong
• gravity bong
• bah weep graaagnah wheep, ni ni bong
• hamster bong (user)
• pooh bong
• Homemade bong
• Bernoulli bong
• hamster bongs
• water bong
• (for hamster bong)
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• shotgun bong
• Sobe bong
• I can make a bong out of anything
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Bucket bong
• Bong Recreation Area
• Dick Bong
• Playing the Popeye-anthem with a modified bong
• hamster bong, hamstergirl, HamsterMan
• bong head
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Bong Sao
• Richard Ira Bong
• snow bong
• Bong rot
• Spring Valley bong
• Bong Gurl (user)
• Water cooler bong
• Doctor Bong
• massive bong hit (user)
• waterfall bong
• Hits from the Bong
• Bing and Bong
• bongs (user)
• Bíng bong boo
• bong (user)
• Pendulum bong
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: hamster bong
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Communism is communist dammit!!
• The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
• Again, dammit!
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Dammit, it's Christmas!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I said NO, dammit!
• Dammit! I can't win
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• Dammit Doll
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• My Anecdotes are amusing DAMMIT!
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• hide
• hide the salami
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• go hide
• The Dogs and the Hides
• Good places to hide refugee children
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• To Play Hide and Seek
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• I hide myself within my flower
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• How to hide
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Places to hide stuff
• Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
• hide armor
• hide with Spread Beaver
• Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
• Nowhere to Hide
• You can run, but you can't hide
• How to hide your hard disk porn stash
• The sort who hides away
• Hide and Seek
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• The coolness factor hides the blemishes
• Barney's Hide & Seek
• hide memorial day
• Hide the ball and roll it later
• Hide (user)
• tanning a hide
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• We will hide deep in the burrow, safe and warm and dry
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• You can't hide your attitude
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• I do have some things to hide
• the grave will not hide you
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• At least the dark don't hide it
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• many smiles hide turmoil inside
• seat
• Helicopter ejection seat
• county seat
• toilet seat
• Back seat of a Volkswagen
• Country seat
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• toilet seat cover
• paper toilet seat covers
• Back seat of a car
• hot seat
• Cheap Seats
• Amyrlin Seat
• Mercy Seat
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• banana seat
• Preaching from the third seat
• Front bench seats
• seats
• seat belt
• Strange, deep seated sadness
• Insurance seats
• The physics behind toilet seat splatter
• seat scam
• Box Seats
• back seat driver
• bouncy seat
• ejection seat
• loveseat
• toilet seat guard
• Glow in the Dark Toilet Seat
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Seated Liberty Dime
• Seated Liberty Quarter
• Seated Liberty Half Dollar
• seat racing
• rumble seat
• Catbird seat
• Seat Belts in 1954
• Baby Seat
• Nosebleed seat

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