Findings:
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- How to find your new best friend
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Running toward the edge
- The best teacher I ever had
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How To Be Good
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How Should A Person Be?
- I always wanted to be a superhero
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The Best Feeling Ever
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The best thing ever
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Dating your best friend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- how to be a friend
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to be a lardass
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How Not to be Wrong
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Best Death Ever
- The best comeback ever
- The best line I ever used
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Best smoke I've ever had
- the best Christmas present ever
- How could you ever have enough?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- How to Choose the Best Programming Language to Learn for 2016
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a troll
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to be a street musician
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- for now this is the best that can be done
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be a more productive writer
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Parking warning
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- How do we find the very best clock?
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Best Week Ever
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- How I Bested Cthulhu and Saved the World
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- How to be invisible
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- the best damned story ever written
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be an asshole
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- All I ever wanted to be
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be anonymous
- All that I am and ever want to be
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How To Be Funny
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a badass
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a geek
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Could man be drunk for ever
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a good customer
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- How to be a terrible customer
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How it's Going to Be
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
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