Findings:

• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Wake me up if you still want me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Wake up with the king
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Hit me up
• When you wake up feeling old
• Good Morning Little Schoolgirl
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• The worst way to wake up
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• wake up hair
• wake up and smell the coffee
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• And then one day you wake up
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'll become what you became to me
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• The little brick school up the river
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Don't wait up for me
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• When Renny wakes up
• wake up and find her still there
• So I wake up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• your name, once I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• wake up in a dumpster
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Can I wake you up?
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• Wake up
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Marry Me a Little
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• i require so little to sustain me
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• let me grow up
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• Sweep me up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Teach me to dream
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Bitch set me up!
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Fold Me Up
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• Come Pick Me Up
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• I wake up so energized
• ...and a wake up
• Wake up!
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I can't wake up
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Ill Communication
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver

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