Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please help me!
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• god help me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• help me (user)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Help Me, Rhonda
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• So help me God
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Help me help you
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• Here's the moon, it's alright...
• Fog Makes Everything Alright
• Alright chums let's do this
• Help
• help desk
• God helps those who help themselves
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Help end homelessness
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• unpaid help desk
• Where to get help with Linux
• computer science homework help
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• right-click = help?
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Help people who need help
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Personal Help for Boys
• Heaven Help The Fool
• Windows help
• O God Our Help in Ages Past
• help wanted
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Time Travelers please help!
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
• Self Help
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Low taxes help rich people
• Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Nothing Helps
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Piracy helps software companies
• HELP NEEDED!!!!
• need help (user)
• Violins can't help it
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• The Help
• God help us

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