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• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm Not There
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• There is no god but God
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There is something we can do
• There is no dream but this.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There are no sleep in can
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I'm All You Can Think About
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• There but for the grace of God go I
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• but are there horses?
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not racist but...
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Being a dickhead
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• There can be only one
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me

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