Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Thumbs Up going down
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Don't shit where you eat
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• eat flaming death
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Watching you eat an apple
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• Pete's Eats
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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