Findings:
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Being a dickhead
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm not homophobic but...
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- So. Central Rain
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- IM
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm bored
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm with the band
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm tired
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm sorry
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm not drinking any more
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm Glad
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Im-
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm just a bill
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not very cool
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not sure
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- The batter is bitter. Butter is better.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- dumber but better
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm Losing You
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- imm
- I'm
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Damn, I'm good.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
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