Findings:

• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• Nice Guy Eddie
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• I'm From New Jersey
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• nice guy complex
• Mr. Nice Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• On losers, achievers and nice guys
• The weather is moving the wrong way today.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• nice from a distance
• i'm flying from a fire
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Nice guys finish last
• nice guy
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• the way fish heads run from rain
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• mr nice guy (user)
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• the nice guy (user)
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• nice ways to fill the void
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• nice guy (user)
• just a nice guy (user)
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• rat bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• One smelting bastard
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
• 3rd Rock from the Sun
• You're not from around here, are you?
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• You can't get there from here
• from
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Theme from Shaft
• Redo from start
• Argument from Evil
• Notes from the Underground
• from scratch
• Argument from Non-Belief
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• Good from far, but far from good
• From the Earth to the Moon
• Argument from Design
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape From New York
• Escape from L.A.
• Zev
• Steady Sounds from the Underground
• The view from my room
• Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
• The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
• Melodies from Mars
• Snapple Sun
• From Hell
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Escape From Staten Island
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance
• strictly from hunger
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 1, 1906
• What I want from life
• From a Letter to Stanislaus Joyce, September 1905
• From a Letter from Stanislaus Joyce to James Joyce, October 10, 1905
• From a Letter to Grant Richards, October 15, 1905

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