Findings:
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take Me As I Am
- Me So Horny
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- So, what's the problem with me?
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am not a fire hydrant
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- I am now a Fire Marshall
- So help me God
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- You were always so good to me
- me so cute (user)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- i require so little to sustain me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Society made me what I am
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am so an American
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- tell me, am i very far?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Everything got me fired!
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Don't stand so close to me
- so save me (user)
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- So much it scares me
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Conservative and Union Members Committee
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- So Sue Me
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- I am so fucking happy
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- i am so random (user)
- I, like your cigarette, am on fire
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am Bombs and Fire
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Can't change me
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Can't you hear me knocking
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Can't Buy Me Love
- why am i me, and you're you?
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- you can't start a fire without a spark
- Where you can't find me
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Fire Brigades Union
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- feline allergies
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I am still so lost, I am
- a meditation toward the union of science and religion
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I am Joe's...
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
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