Findings:

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When first my way to fair I took
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Since when did you respect anything?
• when Hemingway Wrote
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• When I first met you
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• a dream you did not have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What did you mean when you said...
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• When Did You See Her Last?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When I have female children
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When living we have need of Death
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Movies that should have been books first
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• That which I should have done I did not do
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The first cold ghost of rain
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• When did the World get so old?
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• when did we forget how to play?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Stoned music memories
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• cold fusion
• Cold War
• cold
• common cold
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Cold Storage
• From my cold dead hands
• Cold Fall
• I Wrote a Poem Daddy
• cold light
• Cold On The Shoulder
• Papaya Batida
• Iced Mocha Shake
• Mugi-cha
• Rhubarb and Mint Coolers
• Iced Kukicha
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• cold in a warm room
• Wand of Cold
• Cold Noodles
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• Pop Ice and Cold Beverages
• The cold fire of a false passion
• A Cold War Joke
• cold beer
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• It's Cold
• The Evil that is the half-cup of cold coffee
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• Cold Sweat
• common cold cure
• Cold Wastes
• Cold, dark, excessive rain, violent drinking, and the exorcism of a few displaced spirits
• a cold cold front is coming
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• It can be cold in the dark

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