Findings:

• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't fuck with the cat
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• A reason to drink
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't have a television set
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• So you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• his cat must have died
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Baptist jokes
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Cats don't masturbate
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• All cats have nine tails
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• bad cat
• Cat's Cradle
• CAT scan
• cat person
• Eek the Cat
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• The Cat from Outer Space
• Schrödinger's Cat trilogy
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• cat haters
• Cheshire Cat
• Siamese Cat
• Bill the Cat
• For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
• Cat People
• Gunsmith Cats
• Cat Stevens
• a real brrr cat
• The cat's quizzer
• My cat
• Cat's in the Cradle
• cat food
• Fritz the Cat
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Manx cat
• Fat cats
• Cat o' nine tails
• Sea cat
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Cats and dogs living together
• The many weapons of cats
• The Cat and Venus
• The Cat and the Mice
• The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Cat 5
• cool cat
• stroke the cat
• Playing fetch with my cat
• Cat's eye
• alley cat
• Swing a dead cat
• Cat's Eyes
• house cat
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• the cat's pajamas
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Asian golden cat
• African golden cat
• leopard cat
• marbled cat
• fishing cat
• flat-headed cat
• rusty-spotted cat
• Iriomote cat
• Bornean bay cat
• Geoffroy's cat
• pampas cat
• Andean mountain cat
• jungle cat
• Pallas' cat
• Chinese desert cat
• black-footed cat
• sand cat
• cat chow
• Cat and Mouse
• Black Cat Lounge
• Fat Cat
• I like my cat
• Three Cat Songs
• My cat's rough beginning
• Cat Commandments
• Dancing with cats
• How to message your cat
• China Cat Sunflower
• How to calm a cat in heat
• On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
• Hemingway Cats
• Octave Cat
• cat's meows
• Colon Cat
• herding cats
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• cat box day
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Which cat fell off last?
• I am forced to smoke my cat

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