Findings:

• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Why I don't wear cologne
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• bat
• Bats
• Narn Bat Squad
• corked bat
• .bat
• Bat guano
• Bat printing
• Sea bat
• bat phone
• baseball bat
• twinkle twinkle little bat
• Weetzie Bat
• bat on a sticky wicket
• The Birds, the Beasts, and the Bat
• Go to bat
• Bat Boy
• blind as a bat
• right off the bat
• The Crimson Bat
• Kitti's Hog Nose Bat
• Bats (user)
• Bat Out of Hell
• Bat Out of Hell II
• back and bat at as hell
• Bat, Bat, Come Under My Hat
• Casey at the Bat
• Red Bats With Teeth
• What is it like to be a bat?
• bat mitzvah
• my bat
• Austin's Bats
• cricket bat
• times at bat
• Ice Bats
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• Bat Networks
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• bat bombs
• Bat & Moth
• bats day in the fun park
• The Arms Race between Moths and Bats
• Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat!
• The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty. It's a fruit bat!
• How to build an emergency bat
• How to catch a bat
• Mike Batt
• Satan at the Bat
• Bat Basterson
• hammerhead bat
• Sammy Sosa and the corked bat
• Nature bats last
• Standing on a mountaintop in northern Siberia under the rapidly descending bulk of asteroid McAlmont, with a calculating expression and a baseball bat
• The Aqua Bats
• Bat Cave, North Carolina
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• nose-leaf bat
• Philosopher Bat (user)
• Rorschach bat (user)
• Hairy-legged Vampire Bat
• Bats in the belfry
• Football Bat (user)
• luc bat
• Nutty old bat
• Bat For Lashes
• Bat gate
• bat man (user)
• Bat Masterson
• bat wings by night
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• The Bat Man
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• Eye of Newt, Wing of Bat
• Bat Pussy
• We are the bat people.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Coward? Not every man is brave enough to wear a corset!
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games

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