Findings:
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- You, standing
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I want to live a life free of regrets
- Stoned music memories
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I don't want to be alone
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- being close to another person
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't have a television set
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Things people don't want to hear
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Cats don't have brakes
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- I don't want children
- What I have learned from being fired
- don't live with your clients
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- So you don't have to
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't want a label
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- You don't have any real problems
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- On being the first person to finish a test
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Being a dickhead
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Baptist jokes
- I don't want to die
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't want to see her
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't want to go home
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- you don't want to know
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- A reason to drink
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't want a calculator
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- They Don't Want Me
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- I don't want to be successful
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- We don't want this place. This is not us.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
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