Findings:

• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Let them eat cake
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Would you eat a pesticide?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What have you been smoking?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have cried
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have just been shot
• you have never been safe
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• He's been places they have not.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Let them have Festivas
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I eat them by the handful
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Could I Have Been?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• he would have laughed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Have you been a dad today?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Names have been changed
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I could have been Canadian
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• i have been burning for so long
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• AES may have been broken
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What pornos would have us believe
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I could have been one of a two

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