Findings:

• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• What it must feel like to die
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• acting a little like my mom
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• What poetry feels like
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I feel like a rock star
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• just like mom used to make
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Feel Like A Stranger
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• this is what it feels like to die
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Feels Like Home
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• What it feels like on bare skin
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Just Like Mom
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• You feel lonely
• I Feel Sick
• cop a feel
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• How fifth graders feel
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Should I feel guilty?
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation!
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• I feel their presence
• Running toward the edge
• Following your heart feels good
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• How I feel about exams
• Just How You Feel
• I can still feel you...
• I feel naked without my books
• The air feels brittle
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• The Look and Feel of Sexicolor
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• feel your pain
• Why do I feel insecure?
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• feel-good
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• this is how i feel.
• Feel Flows
• How it feels to fly
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Words to help you remember how it feels
• I feel I have committed murder
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• I can't feel my legs
• Mouth feel
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• . . . and this is how I feel
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Feels Good
• I feel your kisses for days
• See Me, Feel Me
• I Feel the Earth Move
• In this moment I feel alive
• The Way I Feel
• How vampires feel
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Feels
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I know what I want and I know what I feel
• Don't feel that way
• Hemophilia (ya feel ya ya feel ya)
• It feels great to kill
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass

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