Findings:

• The day I found out I was a guy
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• He was found
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• found poetry
• Found
• found objects
• Have you found Jesus?
• Poem I found on the bus
• found this morning
• Lost and Found Sound
• Graffiti found in Pompeii
• Found Paean to Vancouver
• Zarro Boogs found
• Duplicates Found: (superdoc)
• lost and found
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• found sound
• Fortunately I Found My Copy of Candide
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• something I found last night
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• International Monetary Fund
• page not found
• I found the LORD that other day...
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• You seek not what you have found
• I found my friend Broken
• A New Found Glory
• Found Art Log: 9/26/00
• Lost & Found
• Found Poem
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• Found on Bancroft Avenue
• 404 Not Found
• How the Wizard Found Dorothy
• Lost and Found (user)
• we found an old letter
• I found $100 today
• I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
• ScanDisk found lost clusters
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• ROM basic not found
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• I found a home in the spent wax of your candle
• I found God
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Sample population found statistically insignificant
• Found art
• Muses Are Found in Odd Places
• Button-Bright is Lost, and Found Again
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• FOUND Magazine
• The day after I found you again
• Live in all found
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• found tape
• only honest knives are found buried in backs
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Missing Monkies Found Shaved
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• she had already found her party
• Values found through living
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• file not found
• Not Found (user)
• Lost and Found in Gunflight Metaphor
• Found Poem: From a Study on Reading Habits, Grade 1 Responses
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• The morning I found my mother dead
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Found in Space
• Nothing Found
• I found a reason
• Poem I found in the scene shop at high school
• Found: little doll in a purple jumper
• spam as found poetry
• Everything Found
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Hearts Found, Hearts Filled (category)
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• Contemplating the Erectile Tissue Found in Nasal Passages
• Old comments found in my epistemology textbook
• Found Objects: A Seaside Postcard
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Found Objects: A Seashell
• New Found Frost

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