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• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Donald Trump
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Daleks, Donald Trump, Jesus Christ, the Buddha, and Industrial Music
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• Donald Trump, Jr.
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• How we could still have a President Trump
• What is it like to have a soul?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• he likes to watch you walk
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• painting stars that have come to be
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Donald J. Trump Foundation
• Donald Trump the Nazi
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• What it's like to have a community
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He flops over and bonks his head
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He brings me books like flowers
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He weaves his words
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• because I have given up any care
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Donald Trump's 12 Points of Success
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• President Elect Donald Trump
• Dear Mr. Donald Trump
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Donald Trump's Speech at the 2017 Boy Scouts Jamboree
• Donald Trump and the art of sexual innuendo
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I would like to have emotions
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• he would have cried
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• he would have laughed
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He's been places they have not.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.

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