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• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• No shit, there I was
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• There is no god but God
• This node was made for you and me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• no ideas but in things
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• All you ever did was let it happen
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Jesus is no longer made of cheese
• Before the World was Made
• There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Close, but no cigar
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• No evil can happen
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• made up of wires
• I was a homeless bum
• Something was about to happen.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• No, but I'll have a beer
• every secret thing was made by some one
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There is no dream but this.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• fascinating, but stupid
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• /but what was the question?
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Maybe Yes, Maybe No
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way

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