Findings:
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- I never thought I would node this
- If you told me this never happened
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I never thought it would be like this
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- This will never happen
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Kiss me once and never again
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I never really thought about it
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- The thought that kept me awake
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- What if it never happened?
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I thought you loved me
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- I thought that the tree would fall
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- I wish you would talk to me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
- That would be me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Never Let Me Down Again
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- World War II never happened
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- I've Never Been to Me
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Why you never cease to captivate me
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Never Let Me Go
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- video games never made me violent
- you never sent me the manuscript
- u'll never know me (user)
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- You mean the me that you would be
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Video, or it never happened.
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- a ship's construct would never understand
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- Never mind your thoughts and prayers
- Something Happens
- As It Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- Nothing Much Happens
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
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