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• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• unless you count a bowl of green grapes and a spoon for 22 women
• I do not want to talk
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Why do we treat them so well?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• What I want from life
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• pray do not molest them
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• What do you want?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• We don't fly there anymore
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• How Do You Want Me?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I don't know what else to do
• I don't know what to do with you
• What the hell do you want?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't love you anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• You, standing
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Do I want anything?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• do you want to know everything?
• i want to understand. do you want to understand?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What do you want, a cookie?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• How do ya like them apples?
• What I really want to do is direct
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't believe in anything
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Do you want to live forever?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why do you want to get married?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• do not want
• we do not give what we want to take
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I wanted to do it again
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Do you want a kitten?
• I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
• I Do Not Want This
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Do you want to taste my memories?

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