Findings:

• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to the moon
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• It's going to be fine
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm Going Home
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I'm going to Disneyland
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• think for yourself, and be curious
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• My cats think I'm a God
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• How it's Going to Be
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Going Crazy
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to kill you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm not what you think
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• You never think it will be the ducks
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• everything is going to be alright
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• They think I'm a god
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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