Findings:

• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• My way of showing love was consumption
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Every Which Way but Loose
• right to the ways and the rules of the world
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• The right way to install Linux
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Barnum was right
• The right way to learn
• I was born this way
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• Raleigh Was Right
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• /but what was the question?
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The right way to take a bath
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Magneto Was Right
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Right of Way
• It was the way your
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• It was the right thing to do.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• Once there was a way...
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• you think you're special, and you are. but not in the way that you think.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• you've been scrolling for way too long
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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