Findings:

• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• Taught
• What if Dr. Seuss taught Japanese rope bondage?
• great things he has taught us
• what my parents taught me
• What the rocks taught me
• What girls aren't taught
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Things every child should be taught
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• When night taught you to let light talk
• MacGyver taught me that
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• What isn't taught in high school
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• What my mother taught me
• What Gay Studies Taught the Court
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Things video games have taught me
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• He taught me how to smoke
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• You taught me more than hugging
• What golf has taught me
• What Playboy taught me just now
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• To Be Taught, If Fortunate
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a rose that faded young
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was promised flying cars
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• What was the question?
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• That Was Then, This is Now
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I was a homeless bum
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Lando was supposed to die
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I once was a clueless young noder
• being a kid was great
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Jesus was Mexican
• Leather-bound organizer
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• In the Beginning was the Command Line

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