Findings:

• Will no one help the widow's son?
• If No One Will Love Me
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No one touches me
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• They grow up. No one told me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• My New York will die with me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• No Weed for Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• So help me God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Make me one of you
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Help me help you
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• There is no real me
• You will not remember me at all
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• ender will save me (user)
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Have One On Me
• People who don't smoke will never die
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Me and Will
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• You are special. You will not die here.
• god help me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• no help for that
• Help Me, Daddy
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Please help me!
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• feline allergies
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Warning: you will die someday
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• You have no power over me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Don't let me die nervous
• nobody will let me start a country
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Once I helped a man die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I will die on this hill
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• knowing you will die within a year
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• You say you want to help me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• help me (user)
• Nothing Will Die
• All Things Will Die
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Make me one with everything
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Too much living is no way to die
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• How will I die?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Cut and paste writeups
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Millions now living will never die
• No Rack Can Torture Me

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