Findings:
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- How to be a fuck-up
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to be an improv musician
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a good customer
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- eternity would be boring
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How it's Going to Be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I never thought it would be like this
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- How to be a troll
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- How to be a Better Person
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- How to be a more productive writer
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Automobile tire pressure
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be monstrously shallow
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- That I Would Be Good
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How To Be Good
- How to be a lardass
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- How to be a geek
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How Should A Person Be?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- The best kind of bartender
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- How to be invisible
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- That would be me
- Running toward the edge
- Where would America be without Canada?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to be a backstabber
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Mind without body
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- how to be a friend
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Just to see what it would be like
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- How to be an asshole
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be anonymous
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to Be Alone
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to be a street musician
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- A whimper would be fine
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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