Findings:

• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• bought
• bought identity
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The bracelet that my brother Brady bought in Bali
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• How Eulenspiegel bought bread
• I bought a book of poetry today
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I bought a Mac
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• I bought a bookstore
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• So, You Bought a Child Sex Doll.
• Books I have bought for next year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't want him
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• They didn't have the heart
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Time Enough for Love
• enough
• The World is Not Enough
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Close enough for government work
• good enough for government work
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• leave well enough alone

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