Findings:

• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I will ask them all their dreams
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Blue Got Up
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Being a dickhead
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Soy beans, anyone?
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• High school racism, anyone?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Chess, anyone?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• For anyone to unbutton
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• ask
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I asked the mountain
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• Ask For Janice
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• ask (user)
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I asked for no other thing
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Google
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.

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