Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If heaven's so good, why don't you just kill yourself and get it over with?"

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• You just don't get it
• I don't want to get over you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Why not just kill yourself?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Rape committed by women
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• don't kill your clients
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Good Girls Don't
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• don't repeat yourself
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't throw good money after bad
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I don't want to fall so easily
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Get over it
• Can we all just get along?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Let's Get Killed
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• good reasons to get an education
• As Good as it Gets
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You don't get a song
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• don't cry over spilled milk
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Stoned music memories
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• So you don't have to
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't run over fire hose
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• why don't you just?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• We don't make good wives
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Just don't expect me to understand
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I don't get it
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument

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