Findings:

• I don't get many things right the first time
• If at first you don't succeed
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Stoned music memories
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• If at first you don't secede
• first impressions don't always count
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• don't rely on us to get you high
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't get it
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Rape committed by women
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• You don't get a song
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't want to get over you
• You just don't get it
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• bigger breasts
• bigger fish to fry
• Everything's bigger in Texas
• Bigger Than Jesus
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• Penis size and impregnation
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• A Bigger Splash
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• My arms are bigger now though
• Bigger than Himself
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
• Should we put bigger batteries in airplane black boxes?
• Shorter days, bigger sky
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• and i'll be bigger
• Let's build a bigger bottle rocket
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico

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