Findings:
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do I know if I love you?
- Would you know if you were insane?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- How I know I love you
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Know How, Can Do
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I know how many there are.
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How would you characterize your anger?
- she does not know how much I need this
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- How I fell in love
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- How to know if something is worth doing
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Oh How I Love Thee
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How it would happen
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How it feels to love your ghost
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How would I transmit to you
- How does one love the dead?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How Do I Love?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to herd people in public
- How to Know God
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How to tell if someone loves you
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- I don't know how to smile
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How green is love
- How do you know that name?
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to write a love letter
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How would a frightened lizard feel?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to love again
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- how the pyramids were built
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how to love a wild thing
- how did i know this?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How do you love your ass?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How to say "I love you"
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to make love to a virgin
- How we were, before we were
- You, standing
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How I came to love tea
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How we know what we know
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How we were, before you were
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How do you know it's real?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- how I knew I loved you
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How Deep Is Your Love
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How would you understand?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- how love works
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
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