Findings:

• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• They Might Be Giants
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Your dog might be evil...
• You're too good to be human
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• everything is going to be alright
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Collision avoidance technique
• You're so come here go away
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• You're not from around here, are you?
• What's going on here?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Here be Cows
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I Might Be Wrong
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Adam fell that men might be
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I thought I might find you here
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• might as well
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Here Be Dragons
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• you just might be evil
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• might be burned in at this point
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• All will be well again in time
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• You're too young to be so old
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• You might be a Michigander
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You might be a Mormon
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It's going to be fine
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Here Be Monsters
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Beware! This might be reality!
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Be Here Now
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Your god might be evil....
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• How it's Going to Be
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You might be a moogle...
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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