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• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
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• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• A by the book technical support call
• a dozen books I should have read you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• When I Read the Book
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Call by reference
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Call by need
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• by any means necessary
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Movies that should have been books first
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• I'm not drinking any more
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Call by name
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Books I have bought for next year
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Judging women by their books
• call book
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• The Book I Haven't Read
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• call by result
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Read by the author
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• call by call
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Eat any good books lately?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Reasons to read books
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• A Jared by any other name
• I'd rather read a book
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• For a Book by Thomas Hardy
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Current Interest
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• read this book
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• read a book to kindergarteners
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• You don't have any real problems
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• we read from the book as it is written
• I have a book!
• Judge a book by its cover
• Call by value
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Call by value return
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• because I have given up any care
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I must have called a thousand times
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Woodward & Lothrop
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any

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