Findings:

• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• How do you make God laugh?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God's will v. God's plan
• I'll tell you why you want Democracy
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Want (the state of not having her)
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• My mother wants her mother to die
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Live Era '87-'93
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• God Wants You Dead
• What makes her so cute?
• I don't want to see her
• Please God, make me a stone.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Tell Stacey I love her
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Who makes God's rules?
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Want to Tell You
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• You tell me this is God?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• If there is a God, I hate her
• And then God laughed like Hell
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• God If I Saw Her Now
• Gods Laugh
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Tell Laura I love her
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Don't tell me about her
• tell her your feelings
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• One word that will make others laugh
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Introducing a ladder to a plan makes it a caper
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• That phone call you don't want to make
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• So, you want to make a language?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• God of Gamblers
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• God Knows
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!

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