Findings:

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• People just expect things from me
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Just Me (user)
• Drugs Or Me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• let's not I said really let's just not
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Really Got Me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• If you really loved me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just call me fluffy
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• it's just me (user)
• She just looks at me
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• me or the gun
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• It's Me or the Dog
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• it's still just me in here
• You like me, you really like me!
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Gravity really gets me down
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• give me the truth or nothing
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• creepy waitresses
• Just Do It
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just a Minute
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Just a guy on a horse
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• We're all doing just fine
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• it's just one of those nights..
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• All we need is just to be
• just plain wrong
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Just before you make that next move...

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