Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's not a lot, and it's not even that graphic, but Jesus fucking God, this was fucking difficult."

• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Fucking Champs
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Songs About Fucking
• There is no god but God
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Good old fashioned fucking
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• go fucking (user)
• it's the fucking truth
• fucking machine
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I despise ribbon cable
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Fucking Anais
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Young People Fucking
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• /but what was the question?
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I was a Difficult Child
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Fucking A
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Fucking Åmål
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• I'm not fucking bored
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• couch fucking
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• Give me back my bike!
• How to clean a bathroom
• Video files inside .zip archives
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Hard like fucking stone
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• Out of his fucking mind
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It's my fucking job to know
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• Customer service is a fucking given
• you fucking moron (user)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I am so fucking happy
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Even the moon was wrong
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• The difference between fucking and making love
• fucking eh
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• All gods but your own
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Fucking
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• The donuts are so pretty
• Shopping and Fucking
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Live Era '87-'93
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• There but for the grace of God go I

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