Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It occurs to me that I've got to get online and determine if this was a localised or global psychic phenomenon"

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've got the music in me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• I've Gotta Be Me
• You've got to be kidding me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've got socks
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• can you get enough of me?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You Really Got Me
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• I was a homeless bum
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Shit or get off the pot
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Global Online Directory
• I've got a little list
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I've Got the World on a String
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Never Been to Me
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• get off me
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Gravity really gets me down
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Get Behind Me Satan
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• (Come get me).
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Get it off me!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I've got the Internet
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• The Statue Got Me High
• I've Got a Secret
• Get back to me
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've Got a Woman
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got mine
• Everything got me fired!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18

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