Findings:

• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• There was no one waiting for me...
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• No shit, there I was
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Finding air where matter once was
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• There was a land where lived no violets
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• When I was young Time had no wings
• There Was No Leak
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Was (Not Was)
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was searching glass
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• It was not a dream
• Target areas of the body for self defense
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• the seven hills of Rome
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was looking for you
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• basic self-defense gun
• There was a rose that faded young
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• There was a time when I was a better person
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
• No Self
• The Walrus was Paul
• Kilroy was here
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Man was created in God's image
• There was once a Man
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• That was a joke, son.
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was going to marry Marty
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• It was all God's fault
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Ken Hackathorn 30 round self defense practice drill
• Japan Self Defense Forces
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• There was a young lady of Riga
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Concrete, Washington
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• What was the question?
• I was promised flying cars
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• No Laughing Matter
• No matter who plays it
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Exremism, in defense of liberty, is no vice
• was
• Descartes was wrong
• wa
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Vancouver, Washington
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Music was better in the old days
• It was a dark and stormy night
• No matter what
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• 'T was
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• It was you, Atthis
• When I was your age
• Trompe
• God was created in man's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• The world was designed for giant squid
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what

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