Findings:

• It hurts just to watch it go by
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• You cannot win an argument just by being right
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The Wild Colonials
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Just for Fun
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Although we are perfect, we sometimes engineer mistakes to alleviate boredom
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• ask
• Ask Jeeves
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I asked the mountain
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• Ask For Janice
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I asked for no other thing
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Ask Google
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• A Most Peaceful Evening Tea
• Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Ask a whale
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
• Ask the Dust
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The question nobody asks
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks

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