Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Life's tough when you gotta get faeries, dragons, and devils to pay their bills."

• Stoned music memories
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You get what you pay for
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• Get a Life
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When the dragon is slain
• Life gets in the way of words
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Get a life!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• I'll get there when I get there
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• When life changes forever
• When life gives you lemons
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• When I get like this
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Gotta Get Over Greta
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Gotta get out
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Life will get easier
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• needs must when the Devil drives
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When did the World get so old?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you shit
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• It is their very life
• This life of yours is their revenge
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When Life Agrees With Us
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When life gives you demons...
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• the devil to pay
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It's Good Money and Pays the Bills
• Bill
• Bill Hicks
• Bill Cosby
• Bill S. Preston Esquire
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Bill Bruford
• Bill Dixon
• Two dollar bill
• dollar bill
• Buffalo Bills
• Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
• Bill Russell
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Bill Conti
• Bill Oddie
• Bill Graham
• Bill Monroe
• fit the bill
• Bill The Gates
• Bill Bunkhouser
• Bill Mumy
• Bill Curtis
• I'm just a bill
• Of the Universal Colour Bill
• Bad Boy Bill
• Bill Dauterive (user)
• Bill Bryson
• bill validator
• bill bissett
• Bungalow Bill
• Bill Dauterive
• Bill Ashmore
• Bill Littlefield
• Bill Lumbergh
• House passes anti-adult bill
• Bill Bailey
• three dollar bill
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Zombie Bill (user)
• The Physicist's Bill of Rights
• Bill the Galactic Hero
• Bill Clinton wants gun violence
• Bill's Tomato Game
• Bullet Bill
• Bill Schneider
• Bill Bowerman
• Bill Gaither
• Bill Gates Must Die

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