Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am blind when I want to be
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• I only smoke when I drink
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I look better when I am wet
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Only a simple computer program : 2
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• It will be good when I am leader
• When you work at a supermarket
• Since when am I a size 6?
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How The Internet Works
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Internet Relay Chat
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When I'm at my computer.
• Only a simple computer program
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• When am I an adult?
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• She only wants me for sex
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• When sex hurts (Men)
• When having sex in Binary
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• When I am dead, my dearest
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• How am I doing?
• When sex hurts (women)
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When I am stronger than now
• When I am King
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When I am an old woman
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am the only being whose doom...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• because I am only half of what you need
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• 14 Rules of Internet Chat
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• How a computer works
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• The register of Internet forums and chats
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• We journal only when we hurt
• It only hurts when I breathe
• i only knew when silence screamed
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• only when you cannot hear
• speak only when spoken to
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• Only when
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in Poland
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Why .xxx and .sex won't work
• Only when you're older
• It's only temporary unless it works
• Thanks to Internet Explorer, I am an Amsterdam Voyeur
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When having sex in Austria
• sex work
• When having sex in northern Norway
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When I am an old man
• am
• .am
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• Your Method Works
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• AM radio
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera

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